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Leaf me alone

Leave me alone but leaf

Friend: *talks to you*

You: leaf me alone

by Mellyina June 5, 2021


one leaf clover

Used to describe someone with a pea sized brain.

Person 1: Oh no I broke my momโ€™s car keys!

Person 2: You are a one leaf clover.

by pekpekmomabaho May 27, 2021


Toronto maple leafs

They make their fans cry because they always choke on dick in the 1st round and can never make it past a playoffs series.

Toronto maple leafs: That's the best dick I ever had give me more

Fans: STOP CHOKING ON THAT DICK AND WIN A PLAYOFFS SERIES.

by Austinomino June 15, 2021

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Toronto Maple Leafs

Storied NHL team that has won 13 Cups, but none since the NHL expanded beyond 6 teams.

I'm convinced they cannot possibly win more than 2 rounds of playoffs, even in a good year.

And the Toronto Maple Leafs have made the playoffs! Woo!

Oh no, Philly in the first round. Well, there's always next year. Go Blue Jays.

by DVDGuy September 11, 2008

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Toronto Maple Leaf

When you stretch out your scrotum to make a little pool, full it with maple syrup which your girl drinks while you sing โ€œO Canadaโ€ dressed in full hockey gear.

Finally got Christie to do a Toronto Maple Leaf last night bro. It was kinda weird

by King_Fishy January 30, 2021

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squashed cabbage leaf

An insult back in old english with the equivalence to what we call a bitch

(in an english accent) You stupid squashed cabbage leaf

by coolio5251 September 14, 2006

31๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Three Leaf Clover

the act of three girls making-out with each other simultaneously. Special attention must be paid in this maneuver to allow for each girl to kiss the other two, ie proper nose placement and lip alignment. The best view of this phenomenon is from the aerial perspective.

When two bi-spurious females add a third girl to the mix the reaction is usually compounded exponentially.

Person 1: Would you take a look at those attention-whores... they are so bi-spurious.
Person 2: wait a minute, is another girl joining in?
Person 1: Holy Shit, Three Leaf Clover!!

by Myfartssmelllikepoop November 26, 2010

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