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The act of masturbating at your place of business.
Sally caught me werkin it to lesbian porn today, so needless to say I am now unemployed... Thanks Obama...
ally caught me wherkin it to lesbian porn today, so needless to say I am now unemployed... T
A defensive position taken by 4-5 cis males in a shower built for two whilst a horngry $a$$quatch paces from the toilet to the sink waiting to pick off the weakest pioneer...
As the $a$$quatch peered on from the woody bush, the wet and frightened men attempted to Circle the Wagons, nuts to butts, in an hopes to make it through the night...
In the morning the Princess Bubblegum Fluffy Mittens was gone...
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A person or people so entrenched in their misguided beliefs that they are true Americans they often violate the morals, credence and/or laws of said country.
It's amazing how those Patridiots thought their actions would not have any repercussions. See Washington DC on 01/06/21 for an exmple
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A term used to express disdain for any unfortunate incident, especially after too much hype or excessive promotion.
After losing $200.00 at the black jack table Eugene proclaimed "I shaved my balls for this?"
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the act of three girls making-out with each other simultaneously. Special attention must be paid in this maneuver to allow for each girl to kiss the other two, ie proper nose placement and lip alignment. The best view of this phenomenon is from the aerial perspective.
When two bi-spurious females add a third girl to the mix the reaction is usually compounded exponentially.
Person 1: Would you take a look at those attention-whores... they are so bi-spurious.
Person 2: wait a minute, is another girl joining in?
Person 1: Holy Shit, Three Leaf Clover!!
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The inevitable fallout for the actions taken by some on January 6th 2021 in attempt to overthrow a legitimate election because their cult leader failed every other attempt to weasel his away into a 2nd term.
Did you hear Rick had to resign over his actions at the Trump rally, turns out there's always the Revenge of the 6th to watch out for.
Logic that is so infallible, profound and unfalsifiable it cannot and should not be fucked with.
"Hey Rodd, we should skip work and go get some stank on our hang lows."
"Now that idea is Wu Tang Solid"
"Thanks, can I borrow 50 bucks?"
"Fuck you..."