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When your dick is too big to fit in your pants
Went to a Clever Leather's gig, and now I've got clever leather....
An individual so sexually deviant he Jacks off in the ladies room, ask other guys if he can help them jack off, brags about jacking off with both hands to every guy at Davis College, and had sex with his own mom
Dave Leathers is more sexually deviant then Glenn Quagmire
These were leather mitts with one finger(index) used by chainsaw operators,bush workers,hunters,trappers and many outsdoormen/women
I first heard the term home in Northern Ontario while working in a clothing store.
(See Snot Liners)
The wearer did not have to take his mitt off to wipe his runny nose-he had more control-hence came the name-Snot Leathers!
When a leather jacket is made in mexico. Typically, they find the nicest skinned school kid and use him for the jacket.
"Yo, this jacket was made in mexico!"
"Dude, thats mexican leather. Paco is dead".
Going down on an older woman who is ridiculously hairy.
Similar to tasting the fuzzy purse or the bearded beaver.
John: Where were you last night I tried to call you?
Paul: I went down on Rebecca Anderson's mom but it just felt like munching the leather gorilla.
John: Oh yeah I hear it's like a a bearded beaver.
Paul: Nah, bearded beaver is tasty, at least it wasn't a fuzzy purse.
John: Oh man, at least it wasn't a fuzzy pudding purse.
Paul: Yeah, but it stank of asparagus.
John: That tastes chief.
Slang word for a crude implement made out of non traditional items used for self pleasure
I was so poor as a bachelor I had to hump a leather pumpkin
A person, usually a woman, who had spent so many years in the sun their skin starts to look like leather.
Can you help me put sunscreen on my back so I don’t turn into a leather lady.
Is Aunt Lynn a leather lady?