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Drinking a bottle of Tabasco sauce followed by giving oneself a blowjob and choking on one's own semen so that it is ejected through the nose with a red coloration.
David had blue balls, so he gave himself a lonely dragon with the Tabasco he stole from Chipotle after choir practice.
A man who fists his pocket pussy.
Stan's such a lonely pervert....he had to go buy a new pocket pussy, 'cause he ruined the old one by stretching it out with his hand.
A person who is sad or worried with no friend or family member by their side.
I'm a lonely person... I want my mom...
the love of one's life; a wife or husband; more than a girlfriend/boyfriend or one night stand; one that is shown dedication and love for.
Minister: Do you take her to be your lawfully wedded Lone Squeeze?
When a tobacco smoker is having a craving and the forefinger and middle finger ache to have a cigarette in between them. When a person has lonely fingers they will often hold a pen or a straw in place of a cigarette.
"Why are you holding your pen that way?"
"Because I have lonely fingers, is it almost break time?"
Someone though surrounded by dudes is unable to get any action due to her high expections and thus returns to masturbation to get off. Also known as a Dirty Lisa.
Wow Dirty Lisa over at the Brothel is such a Lonely Lisa
a lonely fatty, is some one who, in the school yard playground, has no friends, and eat waaay too much, also they listen to music that will burrrrrrrrrrn your eyes, such as, chris brown, and britney spears. they also can't get friends, girlfriends/boyfriends and are very unhygienic and have greasy hair.. they usually work at a fast food chain outlet, but spend most of their time there, in the storage closet, piggin' out on shakes and cheeseburgers.
liam:haha, that kid has no friends...
tom:yeah, he's a lonely fatty
liam:duhh, i saw him trying to tounge a cheeseburger the other day after gym class..