lone grove

A bounch of trash talking fuckers who lose jobs because they can not withstand fighting at work, party animals that have vodka with their coffee. They smoke the good shit. They throw parties thinking their the shit when in reality their parties suck ass!!

Hey guys, lets go to Lone Grove for that badass party!

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lonely pervert

A man who fists his pocket pussy.

Stan's such a lonely pervert....he had to go buy a new pocket pussy, 'cause he ruined the old one by stretching it out with his hand.

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lone squeeze

the love of one's life; a wife or husband; more than a girlfriend/boyfriend or one night stand; one that is shown dedication and love for.

Minister: Do you take her to be your lawfully wedded Lone Squeeze?

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lonely fingers

When a tobacco smoker is having a craving and the forefinger and middle finger ache to have a cigarette in between them. When a person has lonely fingers they will often hold a pen or a straw in place of a cigarette.

"Why are you holding your pen that way?"

"Because I have lonely fingers, is it almost break time?"

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Lonely dragon

Drinking a bottle of Tabasco sauce followed by giving oneself a blowjob and choking on one's own semen so that it is ejected through the nose with a red coloration.

David had blue balls, so he gave himself a lonely dragon with the Tabasco he stole from Chipotle after choir practice.

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Lonely Lisa

Someone though surrounded by dudes is unable to get any action due to her high expections and thus returns to masturbation to get off. Also known as a Dirty Lisa.

Wow Dirty Lisa over at the Brothel is such a Lonely Lisa

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lonely fatty

a lonely fatty, is some one who, in the school yard playground, has no friends, and eat waaay too much, also they listen to music that will burrrrrrrrrrn your eyes, such as, chris brown, and britney spears. they also can't get friends, girlfriends/boyfriends and are very unhygienic and have greasy hair.. they usually work at a fast food chain outlet, but spend most of their time there, in the storage closet, piggin' out on shakes and cheeseburgers.

liam:haha, that kid has no friends...
tom:yeah, he's a lonely fatty
liam:duhh, i saw him trying to tounge a cheeseburger the other day after gym class..

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