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Shitpants Mong

A derogatory way To describe someone who has learning difficulties and/or shits their pants in a mud patch

John: Have you seen that Shitpants Mong stood by the fence?

Blake: yeah let’s steal his patch

by Cambar69 December 2, 2020


The Mong Hypothesis

Named after famous degenerate sports bettor Dr. Stu Mongworth Reagan, this is when a sports bettor takes the complete opposite of what Dr Stu bets on because he’s so dumb.

Dr Stu loves the Eagles -13.5 today. According to the Mong Hypothesis, we should put our life savings on Jets +13.5!!

by Reills40777 October 4, 2019


ming mong

An offensive word used to describe the residents of Hazelrigg Village

I’m from Hazelrigg.’
Okay so you’re a ming mong’

by epic funny February 19, 2023


Ming Mong

Tyler Laird

Tyler Laird is a Ming Mong

by Y.o.u.r... m.u.m March 2, 2022


total mong

jeremy corbyn

you sir are a total mong

by mongmna November 28, 2019


Mong Covid

The odd sense of not being 'right' you have, for a few days after your Oxford Astra-Zeneca jab

Had the jab on Saturday. Felt rough and a bit vague for a few days. I think I had Mong Covid.

by TauntonJah March 22, 2021


Mong

Casual slang used by females of a low IQ value in Radcliffe, Greater Manchester.

Charlotte: “oh you spazzy little mong

by Chavcliffe December 1, 2021