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A "place for friends", a social networking site. On the positive site it enables you to chat with like-minded people that you might not meet in everyday life and it also enables you to track down old schoolmates like a stalker! On the negative side the site can get pretty mediocre, with the average profile being of an oh-so-edgy emo chick/dude (it's hard to tell!), and the fact that Tom is a bit creepy plus never helps when hackers send you trojans via your profile! And how come these people live such so-called glamorous lifestyles when they're sat in front of their computers all day! Fantasy world me-thinks.
Hi I'm BrokenValentinexox, I'm 99 years old, welcome to my myspace, comment me or FUCK OFF! My parents are both lawyers but we're tooootally poor. I wish they would leave me and my trisexual lover alone. See, I'm easy to get along with! I HATE shallow people who only go for looks.
Only add me if you're good-looking ok! TEH SEX!
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myspace is just the cheap fuckers way of trying to meet that "special someone" for free.no this is NOT Match.com or EHarmony but it is free and the fruit cakes you WILL encounter on myspace are just as creepy,lonely and worthless as the rest of the morons in chat rooms and internet web sites matching losers with losers.damn i have met a better class of people at the damn bar.get a life myspace is for losers and little girls tryin to be dirty without their parents finding out.
The loser: damn dude i just met this hot chick on myspace.
Losers friend: really dude you can meet hot chicks for FREE!
someone forgot to let them in on the secret of the internet,NOBODY PUTS UP A REAL PICTURE YOU MORON!FINE CHICK=BIG BERTHA HA HA HA!
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The ingenious idea of a dumb son of a bitch, and one of the worst designed websites of all time (yet very popular). Myspace is a social-networking waste of time for people that have nothing else better to do than "add" all their friends onto a page so they can talk to each other. Not only do people add their "real" friends onto their page, they can also add a multitude of other individuals/groups of people, such as bands and comedians.
Plenty of fudge packing features are put into Myspace, like the band pages. It's fairly difficult to find a good band on Myspace since a large majority of them are all teen screamo/death metal. Another great feature is the forum... need I say more.
Not to Mention.
The head honcho, otherwise aliased as "Tom", has made quite a profit off of social-networking douche bags.
J-Wizzle : Yo man I got Tila Tequila on my Myspace top 8 bro!
Sane : Oh yeah, so you know her personally i'm assuming?
J-Wizzle : Uh I mean.. I well, I guess... man fuck you! Myspace is da shit!
Sane : Sure it is. (subtle sarcasm)
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there are three types of myspacers:people with lives whos myspace freinds are people they know and reletives.then the emo kids who don't know half their myspace freinds and spend every waking minuet on there.the there are the 40 year old stalkers
girl:LiKe OmG ThErE WaS ThIs HaWt GuY On MySpAcE!I AdDeD HiM! dude:get a life
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The world's biggest drunken patio party, where everyone goes to vent shit, fight, and find a piece of hot white jail bait ass, all rolled into one itty bitty teeny weenie little space.
Myspace contains Bands, bitches, ho's, skips, skaps, skalliwags, punkass marks, markass tricks, and all kinds of ill creeps.
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It is not an epidemic. It is a pandemic. This is the worst pandemic since the black plague.
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The cyber world where dorks can attempt to be cool.
Chris is a total loser, but everyone loves his myspace layout.
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