I need friend

Eh helo I need frend ples I want frend or famili can somone help me? I ned frend and iPod want it now

I ned frend now ples so ples I need friend now ples

Special Needs Friends

One of those friends that can't seem to do anything without your help.

Tony is one of those Special Needs Friends that can't even break up with someone without assistance.

I'm not inviting any of my Special Needs Friends to this party, because I want to have some fun.

He needs to rub it

When a dude is playing golf and leaves a putt short. Their inability to get the ball to the hole suggests they have a vagina, which would get rubbed during times of tension or sexual frustration.

Oh wow he left the putt to win short! He needs to rub it!!

you need to see this

The words uttered by any person in the process of shoving a tablet, smart phone, or any other video or photo transmitting device in your face. Sometimes it's interesting and inappropriate, but usually in a workplace environment it's the same boring pics of a coworker's kids or grandkids doing typical and predictable kids or grandkids foolishness.

(While pushing an IPad into your face zone) "Dude, you need to see this."

you need a helmet

a phrase which questions ones mental capacity and/or sobriety. synonomous to "you're retarded." or "you're wasted."

person 1: "is the reason ground beef brown because it comes from the ground?"
person 2: "you need a helmet."

want? need.

An expression to desire an object by stating that it isnt that one mearly desires the object but that it would be a nessecity to their survival.

Person 1. "Do you want that new home enima kit?"
Person 2. "Want? Need."

I Need A Minute

Phrase. Used to let your friends or whoever you are in the midst of conversation with that the stress level has reached an all time high. One would require a break so as to cool down and not "Freak Out!!"

Wife/Girlfriend/Annoying Friend: Nag, Nag, Nag (Senseless Conversation)
Me: Gahhh, I'm getting so stressed/annoyed right now, I need a minute.