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The five fundamental holes of all females suited for penile insertia (the anus, vagina, mouth, ear and not forgetting nostril).
Original source sir Isac Newton world renouned for his newtoning.
We just creamed Julies Newton Rings.
You... me..... newtons?
I just SMASHED her newton rings.
I'd love to be in her newton rings.
I bet her newton rings are smooth as F**k.
When you are about to have sex with a gut but the situation becomes really awkward because they have an incredibly small and disgusting penis, so you tell them you need to go revise Newtons third law as an excuse to get the fuck away
Person 1: Hey how was your sex last night!!!
Person 2: I didn't do it he had a serious case of Newton sex.
The vertical newton is an exciting, arousing, fast-paced newfangled form of foreplay that involves multiple senses by inserting the penile organ into the partner's ear. Due to the blood pressure and sensitivity to temperature of the ear, the intensity of the foreplay is heightened. Warning: not for beginners. If you are not in tune with your partner, it is very easy to damage their eardrum permanently.
"dang that girl knew just how to get me! She BEGGED for the vertical newton."
One of Newtons laws stating it’s impossible to eva see two pretty best friends, it is always one one of em gotta b ugly
@ Jayrscotty: I ain’t neva see two pretty best friends. 1 always gotta be ugly🥘👄🥘.
Person B: obviously that’s Newton’s 4th Law of course
Newton’s 4th law states that there can never be two pretty best friends, and it’s always one of them gotta be ugly.
Friend 1: Hey did you see Bokuto and Akaashi? They’re really pretty best friends
Friend 2: They can’t be best friends that’s impossible, remember Newton’s 4th law.
Friend 1: oh so they order desert?
Friend 2: Yes
Newton's 5th Law states that Benjamin Hamel is always right. He has never and will never be incorrect on any matter.
"That's Newton's 5th Law: Ben is always right."