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When you drink so much egg nog that you are too full to eat or drink anything else.
I'm sorry, I'd love to try your soup, but I'm nog logged.
Semen or more generally called jizz/cum
I was so aroused that I prematurely sprayed my hog nog on her glasses.
The non-dairy protein rich reproductive byproduct of the post ejaculatory male.
Ebenezer Spooge just whipped up a fresh batch of Leg Nog for the holiday!
A prank in which someone shaves their leg hair, puts the hair into a glass of egg nog, and offers it to a friend or family member. When someone drinks the beverage, it means that they have been leg nogged.
Guy 1#: My friend Cletus forgot to give me my $20 yesterday, so I decided to get him back.
Guy 2#: What did you do?
Guy 1#: I gave him a warm glass of leg nog.
Nerd nog: Eggnog that has been enhanced scientifically and mathematically with liquor to enhance the the flavor.
Im about to go get crunk off some nerd nog!
Silly Ahh name for Beating The Wife
Dude, If she threatens to leave, Just start Spanking Nog
When someone is attacking or coming at you for an unnecessary reason.
Person 1: I don't like pickles.
Person 2: Ew, how dare you not like pickles!?
Person 1: Um excuse you! Stop eggin' my nog!