brain sausage

A sausage made of brains.

Favourite food of german zombies.

I cause bovine spongeform encyphilitis from eating brain sausages.

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Sausage in the grass

Where a man just rubs his cock along the outside of a hairy woman's fanny without penetrating

It's my period at the moment just go for sausage in the grass tonight

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Team Sausage

-A group/team membership that includes an inordinate amount of straight men who have come to accept their circumstance of not having females amongst their group/team.

-This is common with coed teams such as Swimming and Diving and Track and Field teams.....and Wrestling

Teammate 1- "Dude there are no chicks on our team this sucks"

Teammate 2- "Bro it's ok we are a team no-less"

Teammate 3- "TEAM SAUSAGE!!"

All together -"TEAM SAUSAGE"

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diaper sausage

The result created from a full diaper-genie.

The twisting nature needed after disposing each spent diaper leaves a long sausage-like chain when the diaper genie is emptied

I popped on my gas mask on and went to empty the diaper-genie. I ended up tossing the diaper sausage in the construction dumpster next door.

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Find the sausage

to give someone a blow job

we played find the sausage

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sausage cubby

1. Vaginal opening
2. Oral opening of slutty female

Shut your sausage cubby, bitch.

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cornish sausage

Inserting a steaming turd into a condom and tying it closed.

This cornish sausage appears to have remnants of peanuts and spinach in it.

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