sausage stand

Similar to "Sausage Fest" yet does not mean that women are not in the vicinity. Usually includes 3+ guys, typically "Sausages" who have no chance of getting any girls. Commonly referred to as "The Stand."

Tony, Todd, Weinberg and Pat D formed a solidified sausage stand at Viva.

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brain sausage

A sausage made of brains.

Favourite food of german zombies.

I cause bovine spongeform encyphilitis from eating brain sausages.

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Sausage in the grass

Where a man just rubs his cock along the outside of a hairy woman's fanny without penetrating

It's my period at the moment just go for sausage in the grass tonight

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diaper sausage

The result created from a full diaper-genie.

The twisting nature needed after disposing each spent diaper leaves a long sausage-like chain when the diaper genie is emptied

I popped on my gas mask on and went to empty the diaper-genie. I ended up tossing the diaper sausage in the construction dumpster next door.

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Find the sausage

to give someone a blow job

we played find the sausage

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sausage cubby

1. Vaginal opening
2. Oral opening of slutty female

Shut your sausage cubby, bitch.

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cornish sausage

Inserting a steaming turd into a condom and tying it closed.

This cornish sausage appears to have remnants of peanuts and spinach in it.

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