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Going into a barber shop for the first time and asking for “the usual” or “the regular”
Steve: Hey, what should I get at my new barber.
John: Bro it would be hilarious if you asked for the Florida chop.
Steve: Bro last time I did that the barber fucked me up so bad.
When a female is taking a shit but also giving a blow job.
Bro you wouldn’t believe what happened last night at the club. Joni gave me the Florida Backwash. I was disgusted but still delighted.
The Florida longhead........, is it a bird? is it a fish? no it is a rare native floridan you can easily identify them by there extremely long heads trailor park, back woods, hicks. Very similar in looks and intellegent too bevis & butthead. all states have there own species of longheads, but they are most prominted Florida.
I was at walmart and I seen The Florida LongHead, his head was extremely long I couldn't stop observing the critter in his natural habitat.
When a man glues alligator teeth to a chick's pussy and proceeds to eat her out.
Jim was licking florida last night and now he has to eat out of a straw.
When a girl's vagina becomes moist & humid it becomes comparable to florida every day weather
That girl's vagina was so florida-esque
One of the many nicknames of homo insanus. You can find homo insanus all over the US, Australia, Ireland, and former Soviet Union countries, but the densest population is found in Florida.
Ah yes, a Florida man in its natural habitat.
Cocoa Florida is a place where a bunch of ratchet ass people live. Including myself. The girls are hoes and so are they mammas and NAS! Periodt.
Dontravion-Aye where u from ma?
Shaquishalisa-Cocoa Florida
Dontravion-Oh hell naw shawty Ik u a hoe