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sex

when a man puts his penis inside a womans vagina
usually done for pleasure by teens and horny people
done to make babies

Jane - Did he have sex with you last night?
Ginger - yeah he was good

by sexxgoddess February 27, 2005

16131๐Ÿ‘ 11948๐Ÿ‘Ž


no sex

rubbing genitals but not having sex.

Can we have sex?

No.

Well, can we have no sex?

FUCK YEAH!

by Whoopi Goldberg January 14, 2007

76๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


sex

sex is like air, you dont worry about it until your not getting any

i need sex like i need air

by dannyjesusv September 14, 2010

26๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


sex

when a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's wet vagina

I came home from work one day to find my husband naked drinking a beer on out counter. His cock, largest I've ever seen. It looked tasty but I didn't want to show it until we got into sex mode. I knew what I was in for that night, and it was going to be amazing...
He came over to me and he stripped off my blouse and bra and threw them to the side. He unbuttoned my jeans and took off my panties, slowly and romantically. He started to kiss me, his hard cock rubbing against my stomach. He picked me up and threw me onto the bed. Here iit comes. I stradeled my legs and he gave me oral, his tounge exploring my wet pussy. He hit my clit and sent me into screams of pleasure. So I had enough of that, so I flipped him over and I was in control. I carefully slid his hard penis into my pussy and I began to bounce, fast but small. "Ohhh, BABY I love it when you do thatttt... AH!" then i pushed his penis fast and hard and immediate into my pussy and rubbed up and down, in and out hard and fast. I knew he was enjoying it so I let him take control.
He was on top of me missionary style, and his penis never left my vagina. I loved it. He went in out in out in out super fast and harder than he ecer had. "Come on Kurt, I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT HARDER.... AHHH, MMMM, FUCK ME BABY fUcK mE!" I could feel his penis fluttering my g-spot and i knew i was in for an enormous orgasm.
Then he hit me. I went into a giant happy orgasm, and he pulled his penis out of me, and I knew he was almost there, he was all the time sucking on my tits, which felt amazing and he was nibbling and messaging his tounge against my nipples. We went into doggie style on the ground and after 5 mins, he had his orgasm. I could feel the hot cum filling me up and we held there for a minute. He pulled his penis out and I looked down. It wasn't hard so I took his penis and messaged it gently, letting my boobs bounce around in his face. His penis stood up and curved toward me. I knew we were ready for one last bang. This time, Kurt was really into it and he was wildly yelling and groaning my name, while I was straddled on him. We both had an orgasm at almost the same time, and I quickly pulled his penis out of my pussy and into my mouth, giving him a cummy blowjob. It was delicious and he loved it, my mouth so moist and my tounge sucking on each ball.
Eventually, after Kurt's best BJ, we went to sleep with eachother. Both on our sides spooning, with my legs around him, dreaming about out best sex EVER.

by kurt and me love eachother January 27, 2009

2091๐Ÿ‘ 1516๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sex

Who the HELL do you think you are... Searching up SEX on the Urban Dictionary.

...

But then again...
I'm the one defining it
ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

Your face when they ask if you want sex.

ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

by TikkiTakki December 25, 2015

19๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sex

A man entering a females vagina or arse. (Could be man into man)
Reaching point of orgasm and coming.

I got home from work late and found my boyfriend on the sofa naked apart from a candy thong he had bought me last Christmas. I could see his penis trying to escape the sickly sweet covered bit of string.. He looked so seductive I dropped my bags and started to tear off my clothes in front off him like a strip tease. He beckoned me over and I began to bite the sweets off of his candy thong one by one, occasionally playing pass the polo. I got closer the the sweets that were nearer to the end of his dick and began to feel the wetness of his come in my mouth. I finished the sweets and ripped off the rest of the string with my teeth. I climbed on top of him and slid down his body, kissing his tender skin as I went. I slid his semi-hard dick into my mouth and began to deep throat it. I could see the lust in my eyes and my pussy began to feel wet! I massaged his balls until his dick was hard and firm. I reached up his body and snogged him ferociously slipping the come in and out of each others mouth.He began to play with my boobs and lick them. I screamed with pleasure as he began to suck my nipples and caress my body. I straddled myself on his body and leaned back so he could have a clear view of my wet pussy. He began to eat me out. He put his mouth over the lips of my pussy and seperated them with his tongue. He began to suck hard on my clit and then began to tongue fuck me. I moaned and groaned until he began to finger fuck me when I screamed with pleasure and came! He threw me onto the floor and pulled out a bottle of toffee sauce from behind the sofa. He began to pour it all over my body and I rubbed it in allover me and put some on him too. We began to lick ever single bit off each other. I gave him head again while he licked me out. For the first time we were doing a 69er! We both came simultaneously and began to kiss still with the come in our mouth. I straddled on to him and his dick slowly found its way inside me. He pushed right into me so hard. He caressed my boobs and licked my body! He became tired and slowed down the tempo. He kissed me passionately to finish it off. I was so overwhelmed and so wet I fell asleep in his arms on the floor. That was one of the best coming home from work I have had! And the longest time sex and foreplay have lasted.

by Jacqqqqqqqqqq July 2, 2007

992๐Ÿ‘ 708๐Ÿ‘Ž


sex

Plug it in! Plug it in!

A very pleasurable experience that may cause a child, but I have a definition to prevent this child. (Remove plastic if you want to have a child).

You first take the wrappers (known as clothes)off. Then you take the plug (or penis) and you put plastic (known as a condom) over it. Now you then take the plug and put it in the outlet (known as vagina) and plug it in. You will feel emense pleasure now. Normally, the electricity (or sperm) would go from the plug to the outlet (reverse to normal plugs and outlets) but thanks to that little plastic, the sperm wil not flow.

This is known as sex. Have fun.

by supersmasher10015 March 19, 2007

260๐Ÿ‘ 173๐Ÿ‘Ž