When your asshole friend stops you from seasoning food on your own grill
Oh man! Jason just totally season blocked Aaron!
When one sits at the end of couch so you can't lay down and fully extend your legs, just as your about to extend your legs and lie down. (Inspired by "cock block")
I was just about to lay down on the couch and my wife totally couch blocked me!!!
Human defintion: The Opp Block, often referred to as Opps Endz is the home of the 'opps' (opposition). This is typically used in areas such as Croydon where cheffings (stabbings) are more common.
Roadman definition: Ight brudda, u man should know what the oppblock is u fuckin dickhead', its where them pagans who pree'd your B lives ygm brudda. Ight so safe fam, go chef up them man wit da skeng, in the AF1's still. Safe darg
Roadman Example 1: Brudda i saw tazz go from endz to *opp block*, i pulled up in ma german and aksed him '' ARE YOU SKUNKED, WHY U GOING TO DEM MANZ ENDZ U DICKHEAD''
Roadman Example 2: What a neek fam, man will tump him down g
The condition by which one gay man prevents another gay man from getting his buttfuckery on.
Jesus fuck! That is the fifth time Tom Cruise anus blocked Richard Simmons today!
When your mom cock blocks and/or twat swats you.
My mom came in town to visit me and totally mom blocked my hook up.
When a public action is taken against a male/female streamer that makes their simps support them less.
The action someone can do to Simp-Block someone is to announce to the internet that a person has a girlfriend/boyfriend...
When Keemstar announced that Pokimane had a boyfriend he really simp-blocked her.
Jared-"So, I see you have been getting less donations on twitch"
Lily-"Yeah after Connor announced that I had a boyfriend I have been getting seriously simp-block
When your inbox is taken up by text messages from just one person.
Dammit Laura, you've Lemon Blocked my inbox