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While walking into an area you are suddenly hit with the odor left by someone wearing an overwhelming amount of perfume. Typically an elderly person.
I walked into the office and got granny blasted in the face by the old lady sitting in the waiting room.
When your crush says he wants to be friends, but it turns out that he just wants to keep checking in once a week to ask how you are doing (mainly by text). Just like with his granny.
I though I have been friendzoned, but it is worse... I have been granny-zoned! He doesn't want to hang out, doesn't want to chat, just keeps sending me these "Hey, how are you?" texts every single week.
An old lady who has big pepperoni sized nipples
Man 1 - "Damn its a good Granny BigNipple"
Man 2 - "Sick dude, go to therapy"
a granny milkshake is what you get when you take your grandmother who has been cremated, and mix her ash with milk and ice cream. Blend it up and there you go.
What do you want for dessert, Tyler?
I want a Thicccc Granny milkshake
When you drive granny to a city across the country take her teeth and leave her.
Granny it's bingo night,I'll pick you up latter. (Granny drop)
The pungeant yeasty paste that forms in the creases under the sagging breasts of post-menopausal women.
Old Lady Brown was out of yeast so she scraped a little of her granny cheese into her bread dough.