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A system used as a marker for how irritating, smug, feminine or stupid someone is. Like man points, batty points can only be accumulated.
They can also only be handed out by someone who has a significant proportion less Batty points than they have whilst also having a significant proporsion more Man Points.
Although not classed in some countries as a real qualification, most people will take your 'Batty Count' into consideration whether deciding whether or not you would be a good friend/mating partner.
Ways to earn batty points:
1 Ditching friends to hang round with women.
2 Feeling unjustly smug.
3 Repetition of bad jokes/unfunny catchphrases.
4 Not wanting to do something manly
5 Making a big fuss over minor injuries
6 Whining & Crying
7 Caring too much about your appearance.8 Making trivial mistakes which affect you/your friends situation.
9 Lying about how many Batty/Man points you have.
10 Trying to hand out Batty/Man points without correct Man Point quota.
Traditionally an individuals' Batty Count is recorded in the local 'Batty Tome' (working in conjuction with the Tome of Man) although more recently councils have been testing out online prototypes with varying sucess.
Person 1: Lol it's funny touching other boys legs!
Person 2: You just earned yourself some batty points
Person 1: You Said It!
Person 2: Five batty points.
Derek received ten batty points after it was found he had been hanging around with Ms.Steeple all day.
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a tally or score that helps you keep track of what a total bitch a woman is being at one particular time. if tally/score gets to high u should lose all attraction to her, tell her to shut her face, leave the room, etc. (keep an eye out for the highest scoring wenches)
"hey...don't be...that bitch...racking up those cunt points!"
"(womans name here) will not let (guys name here) drink at my party, she is really earning her cunt points tonight!"
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What you use to obtain free merchandise.
Shaun, look at the free chairs we just got from using our reward points. It is a good thing they didn't cost us anything.
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The precise moment at which you realize something is a total ripoff.
The gypping point, for me, arrived shortly after the opening credits.
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The opposite of brownie points; these are awarded when someone does something bad.
My frownie points went up today when my manager overheard me talking about the pros and cons of a fully nude strip club that doesn't serve alcohol versus a topless one that does.
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To agree with the point you just made after having to paraphrase it because of lanugage usage.
Used mainly by corporate America executives talking in a high level of vocabulary sprinkled with a great amount corporate jargon.
Subordinates tend to paraphrase the words to verify understanding.
Executive: "Please dial down through this white paper presentation to ensure that all stakeholders are concur and agree with the results."
Non-Executive: "So read the report and make sure it's correct."
Executive: "That's my point exactly."
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In sociology, the tipping point is the moment when something unique in society becomes commonplace. Also known as the angle of repose.
The phrase was coined by political scientist Morton Grodzins. A book was written (and published in 2000) on such dramatic moments by Malcolm Gladwell.
Also, the title of (the Philladelphia hip-hop group) the Roots' 2004 album. The album recieved two Grammy nominations and debuted at #4 on Billboard album chart.
The Tipping Point
The rains have saturated the grounds upon which they exist
40 days and 40 nights, musical mediocrity
Filling every crack of our space, no more
The kids have been packed to the tops of their lives
With hypnotic donkey rhythms
Believe that the sun will appear
On this 41st day and the dove will bring word
that art has not been drowned and life music
Will thrust its branches up from the mud of wackness
And begin to strangle the cousins of milli, vanilli
With mines of music, the Tipping point
The sounds have changed, the whispers of where we began
Invade out nostrils, like the smell of history’s future
The not quite art supernova today
So make us give you more and we will
The Tipping Point
The Roots ~ Pointro (The Tipping Point)
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