in a pigs eye

Scoffing, derogatory: meaning "That ain't gonna happen."

First man: "You are gonna have to forgive her." Second man: "In a pigs eye I will!"

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Hungry Eye

A glare that a man or woman gives to someone of the opposite sex, characterized by extreme sexual lust and desire.

That creepy man over there looks like he has the hungry eye for that hot lady at the bar.

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Jesus Eyes

1) Eyes that are slightly glazed over and wide.
-Enlarged pupils but not red
-Could be mistaken as being on drugs.
-Usually associated with a blinding white smile.

2) Judgmental tolerance; superficial
-Tend to be flight attendants, members of choir groups and owner's of craft-stores.
-Support Prop 8, wear pearls and look like Stepford Wives.

Is she stoned or is she so fake that she has Jesus Eyes ?

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beady eyes

Keenly watchful eyes, often with ill will.

"Don't you dare think about stealing my cookies!"
"Who me? Never!"
"I see your beady eyes..."

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eye raping

To stare at someone for a unnaturally long period of time, and in a creepy manner. Usually with eyes very wide, or nearly closed with the mouth hanging slightly open. Sometimes accompanied by the licking of lips

girl 1: hey lets go somewhere else
girl 2: why?
girl 1: cuz that guy right there is totally eye raping us

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hungry eyes

Longing for; eyes of a preditor; lonely

She stared at me with hungry eyes.

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eyeing up

To notice and/or show a particular interest in something - usually a hot guy/girl, but can also be a meal or anything really.

Dan, check that girl out by the bar, she is totally eyeing you up dude.

Tom's order took so long to get, I caught the fat bastard eyeing up my Big Mac a few times.

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