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paint my fence

An innocuous term with an implied sexual reference. It is specifically used for trolling your friends or older children by invoking phallic imagery.

Texting example:
You: PAINT MY FENCE!
Friend: Huh?
You: Sorry, that was meant for my wife. Do yourself a favor and don't look that up on urban dictionary...

Last night I asked my wife to paint my fence. White, of course.

by Fermat De January 30, 2018


back-fence talk

Back-fence talk (noun) is synonymous to gossip, rumour, scuttlebutt, dirty laundry, slander, defamation, hearsay, whispering campaign, malicious talk, and talebearing.

My so-called friends have been spreading around back-fence talk about me.

by GlamourAsianGuy September 24, 2015


brick built fence

The term 'brick built fence' is commonly used by electricians to describe a wall. Both internal and external.

Hay, Ian, bang me a socket on that brick built fence.

by robospike May 18, 2010

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Urban Snow Fence

As noted by New York City Street Police: Taking place in winter, this beat cop coined phrase is metaphorical in meaning, yet actually functional of purpose if conditions right:

This stupid human trick requires a minimum of four unknowing participants and one sleepy-head street dealer of flake cocaine. The phenomena usually takes place on the third calender day of the month, which of course is welfare, disability and social security check arrival time. It is during a blowing snowstorm that four or more appropriately attired individuals wait for said drug dealer. They stand at a light post in an orderly first come first served line. This arrangement, in effect, duplicates the function of a rural snow collecting drift fence.

I didn't know it was the third of the month; would you look at the length of that urban snow fence!

by gravy111 November 24, 2010

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picket fence teeth

A large space/gap between every tooth, so that it resembles the spaces in a picket fence.

She doesn't have a smile like Lauren Hutton, she's got picket fence teeth!

by emilyethel June 11, 2014

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White Picket Fencing

Having sex in the missionary position while wearing a condom and white sport socks for five minutes with your heterosexual spouse while your newborn child sleeps in the next room. Neither partner looks each other in the eye or makes a sound before the male partner orgasms.

White Picket Fencing is practiced most commonly in suburban neighbourhoods or at kink parties, where it is considered a fetish.

"Mary and John engaged in White Picket Fencing once monthly."

"While at the underground kink party, Peggy and Brian performed White Picket Fencing for the crowd."

by Ann Bland June 15, 2013

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Other side of the fence

To become under the influence of a narcotic, usually a hallucinogen.

Tyler ate some shrooms and is now on the other side of the fence.

by yayayayayayaya189 August 23, 2009

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