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The act of one arriving at a gas pump to either find it:
A) Out of order
OR
B) Aggressively hijacked by a blockheaded nincompoop
Driver: "Oh look, an open spot!"
Passenger: "Dude, it's out of order..."
Driver: "Shit! Well here, there's one over there."
Passenger: "Not anymore...you just got Pump Fucked."
Sex or male masturbation.
Pump Vein
I skipped class today and stayed in my room and watched porn and pumped vein.
I picked up that slut at the club last night. Went to her house and had to pump vein.
I was watching the milf next door wash her car. Made me drop my pants and pump vein.
One of the most prestigious artists in the world. Some of his most famous quotes include 'Esketit' and 'skrrrr'
His most famous song is Guchi Gung and has millions of followers on social media.
JK he has an IQ of a rock and is totally retarded #ESKET TITIES
Hey Lil Pump
"Bitch ass nigga what u say to me"
“If my kid ever listens to Lil Pump I’ll move to LA and Abort that boi”
To temporarily inflate vaginal lips using a suction action sex toy made for the purpose.
Sex was great last night, susie well gash pumped her minge
When an exclusivly pumping mother expresses milk after sex and often yeilds more ounces of milk.
Oh my God Bonnie! I just got 2.5 ounces more during my Slutty Pump!
When you're pumping gas and stop at the desired amount with out any extra squeezes.
When you're pumping gas at full speed and you only have a 20 spot (or any amount you can afford) and you release the handle at the exact amount without any extra squeezes.
You have just achieved The Perfect Pump.
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