Root Canal

A cover tune by an awful artist, or a cover so terribly done it si like going through dental surgery.

Listening to the Rod Stewart cover of Tom Waits's Downtown Train, is like having a Root Canal

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root dick

When your veins pop out of your dick, resembling the roots a tree/plant.

Dude, wanna check out my root dick? I think I got it from Dani.

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saskra root

An herb from the plant, Saskra Fortissima that was once one of the natural ingredients in Coca-cola, but can nolonger be obtained.

Coke tastes funny since they stopped using saskra root.

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root beer

2 black people having sex the man skeet on her entire body thus creating the foam

man if u can root beer someone you have the most cum stored up in your balls to start a new millennium.

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rooting machine

Fairly obscure Belfast slang for either a girl or guy that is particularly good at sex

Dude 1: What did you get up to last night big lad

Dude 2: I was out on the rip and went home this wee girl and she went like fuck!

Dude 1: Sounds like she was a right wee rooting machine

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root rage

1) Spontaneous and aggressive use (or threats to use) UNIX administration power to punish users with lesser privileges.

Most often resulting from an overblown ego and heightened sense of self importance linked to root privileges.

2) A cavalier attitude toward others with lesser user privileges.

A characteristic of most Unix System Administrators.

"I got another email from our unix sysadmin threatening to pull me from the sudoers list. He must be having another root rage day"

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hang a root

Yet another term for defecating.

I'll catch up with you later, after I go hang a root.

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