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Definition 1: An above average looking male/female percieved as a 9 or 10, who couples up with a below average looking male/female, percieved as a 4 or a 5.
Definition 2: An analogy to explain how an unattractive person couples up with an attractive person. The unattractive person usually "shops" and "buys" his/her boyfriend/girlfriend at Walmart, but happens to get lucky and hit the Macy's one day sale.
Mark: Wow,,,,how did Fat Amy hook up with Johnny Football?
Kim: I have no idea.
Mark and Kim (in unison): "Macy's One Day Sale."
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A term/saying used to wish people good luck on boxing day or the night before, so that the person receiving this may get good deals and discounts.
Hey Merry Christmas. Thank You Merry Christmas to you too, oh and May The Sales be in your Favour! Thank you also with you.
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One-time used latex inflatable pleasuring device. For sale in original (torn and taped) box, complete with instructions. Usually sells for around $.58.
I picked up this awesome yard sale sex doll for $.58! Wanna try it?
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un sale rat de merde is basically a shitty human being, or a snitch. the biggest example is gaston, he's the rat king.
frr gaston c'est un sale rat de merde
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A female of sub-average looks who likes to perform on her back.
That broad I nailed last night was pure yard sale yuck mutt
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The insurance industry, besides being the spawn of Satan, is nothing more than door to door used shoe sales.
The act of shitting on someones chest and then fucking them. When this is complete you amaze them with another everything must go sale, and then you puke on their face just before you shoot your load of hot sticky cum all over the puke.
I was fucking this bitch last week and she made me take her to a "2 Day Yard Sale". I shit on the dumb cunts chest and then fucked her brains out. Just when she thought I was finished I puked all over her face and then busted a nut on my still steaming partially digested food.
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