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An uncontrolable anus itch that has to be scratched by any means possible.
When seeing the large baconstrip in my underwear, I thought I had shit myself, but then remembered the four fingered effort of trying to dislodge a major salty peanut from my ass earlier in the day.
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What precum should be called. When giving a blowjob, and not wishing to swallow the jizz, take the slight increase in pre- ejaculate to be a salty warning. Not only does it stop you from coming across like a terrified amatuer, it also means the guy is less likely to hold your head and foil your escape.
"Did you spit after sucking off Craig? Cos jizz tastes like the sea, it's awful"
"Didn't need to. I just paid attention to the salty warning and let him spunk on my face"
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The act of rubbing your index finger on your sweaty balls and putting your finger shaped like a hook in your buds mouth and scraping his inner cheek giving it that strong salty taste.
Damn it Tom why did you have to give me the old salty hook?!!!
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salty- to be angry, infuriated, or annoyed.
when someone becomes upset with you. Tell them not to be so salty, or "Don't be salty" about...
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Where a male ejaculates in the eye of a female causing her to loose vision in one eye, and then kicking her in one leg so she hops about like pirate with a peg leg.
I gave Meg the salty pirate last night.
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To get uppity, angry with, mouthy,or just plain sassy. To talk back or try to pick a fight with words.
"Whoa- don't go getting salty with me just because you had a bad day!"
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when a male hides in a closet and starts whackin' it. then when someone enters the room, the male knocks on the closet door to draw attention to his pressence. when the door is opened, the dude blows his load in the other persons face and darts of into the shadows
gina hates it when i give her the salty ninja, but she hates it even more when i give her the salty pirate
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