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The joke is that it is Sneed's Feed and Seed which rhymes but the sign says it was 'formerly Chuck's. Therefore, it is funny because if the store used to be Chuck's then it must have been called Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck in order to maintain the rhyme scheme, but hilariously Feeduck and Seeduck arent actual words in the English language which is funny. Wow the Simpsons is such a great show how did the writers get away with this one
Sneed's Feed and Seed formerly Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck
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when you go to a friend's house, go to their backyard, take a huge dump on the ground, preferably under a deck... then cover it with bird seed to give it a good look
Big Jon came to my house the other day just to give me a bird seed splatter.
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The term used when a man has had a vasectomy.
Her: "I don't want to get pregnant..."
Him: "Don't worry, I'm all juice no seeds baby."
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A wet slum dwelling curry muncher
Your a seed zaman
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The best food in the entire world. Could be a problem for the police though...
Police: Step out of the vehicle please!
Person: I haven't taken drugs! I swear! I've been eating poppy seed bagels!
Police: ... Ok! Have a wonderful night!
Person: Ok! Thanks!
*Later That Night*
Person: *Actually doing drugs*
Experiencing the uncontrollable urge to defecate and cum at the same time. Therefore, releasing both urges by shitting and busting a nut.
Our ceo was late to the board meeting cause he was doing a seed n’ squeeze.
I’m pretty sure I walked in on the janitor doing a seed n’ squeeze in the handicapped stall.
I left my seed n’ squeeze in the bowl for the next guy to find inspiration.
The act of sexual intercourse in a church or other religious building.
Karen let's skip out on mass, I could really go for another Johnny Chapel-Seed in the back room.