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You say LOL jk but seriously though after you say something offensive to someone or about something.
Only say this on the internet or texting. If you want to say it in real life, say "Haha. Just kidding. . but seriously though".
*It can be reduced to: LOL jk but seriously
Example 1
Lily: Dude, Sally needs to stop making out with everyone.
Mary: I know right! She's such a whore. LOL jk but seriously though.
Example 2
(John is driving his girlfriend's bug)
Bill: Hey, John, can you give me a ride?
John: Sure, man!
(they walk to John's car)
Bill: Whoa. Dude, that is one fruity car. Haha just kidding. . .but seriously though.
John:. . . that's my girlfriends car. .
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A phrase used when it is the most serious point of anything and you must get Real
A time where what happens here will determine the fate of many
The most important point in anyones life
Playing madden 11: down by a touchdown with 30 seconds left and one time out with 73 yards to go "This is where seriousness gets REAL!"
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when one person wishes to eject another person out of a room during an intense conversation in an awkward housing situation.
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U just want someone to shut the fuck up ... they so annoyin.. leave me alone... get a life.. get the fuck out of my way
Yo seriously shut the fuck up man fo real just chill.
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A mixture of "are you fucking with me?" and "are you serious?" commonly used when cut off by some dumbass driver, who was too stupid to get over when they were supposed to.
Also when you hear something completely unbelievable.
A stupid Honda cuts you off, almost causing you to text-end so you scream "are you fucking me seriously?"
"honey, I think were have sextuplets"
"are you fucking me seriously?"
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This is simply the year 2019.
When viewed from above, it does look like twenty stick-seriously-fracked-up-stick.
(From a video description of a drone's aerial video on YouTube)
Flight took place in the airspace over Nowell Ave. in Juneau AK. USA at 1:46pm PST on 02-21-19 (or, "2019 21 Feb." or even, "February 21, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 18°F (-7.8°C), and winds measured with my "rotten garter snake poddy* yellow" portable "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were from the NNW at 2.40ph (3.86kph) at the surface and aloft.
An insane quote by Thanos to Ronan.
Ronan: "I only ask that you take this matter seriously."
Thanos: "The only matter I do not take seriously, BOY, is you. Your politics bore me! Your demeanor is that of a pouting child. And apparently you alienated my favorite daughter, Gamora. I shall honor our agreement, Kree, if you bring me the Orb. But return to me again empty handed and I will bathe the star-ways with your blood."