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Sticking drugs up your ass to smuggle them in prison
Oi mate, I need my shard next time you see Shazza ask her to shelf some shard so we can get high. So shelf it!
A woman who doesn’t go “below the waist”.
My partner is a top-shelf cunt.
When you and your father secretly perform homosexual cunnilingus under the guise of manual labor.
Hold on and give me a little while. my dad is helping me hang a shelf.
A beer or alcoholic beverage can or bottle (we do not discriminate) most likely brought to your home in a shitty variety pack and has sat for multiple months or years collecting dust in your old refrigerator that won’t seem to die and now just be drank, frankly because you ran out of coors light and cannot seem to let it go to waste.
Out of good beer, you ok with a shelf turd?.?.?
Meg, I guess it’s better than nothing?
Nah, grab me something
When you put a dildo on a shelf and then open and close it over and over again to fuck your own ass
"What were you doing last night?"
"Self-Shelf"
"Aw Peter, that's nasty"
Verb: to decay to a slimy and/or mouldy mess while in storage (on the shelf)
"I don't know why I buy fresh vegetables, they always shelf destruct and then not only can't I eat them, I have to clean up the slimy mess"
The strange smell in the kitchen was traced to a bag of potatoes that had shelf destructed.
The flat horizontal portion of an European, Eastern European and Middle Eastern style commode, which function is to provide a surface in which fecal matter has a place to rest. This is so the distributor of said feces can inspect the item to gain insight on the health of his, her, they, them or otherwise's internal organs and fecal matter produciton efficiency.
I sure am thankful that these restrooms have a sufficient 'inspection shelf' for me to lay my log upon. If they didn't, I wouldn't have been able to determine that I did eat that much corn last night. I surely don't recall consuming that much.