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To bend your flaccid penis in half and shove it in an orpheus.
That bitch was so ugly, all I could give her was my shrimp dip.
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When sandals or strappy pumps are too small and one's toes hang over the front edge of the shoe.
Those sandals are too small for your size 10 feet. You're hangin' shrimp, girl.
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Curling your thumb and pinky finger together, while extending the other 3 fingers outward, giving the appearance of a shrimp. Then jamming the shrimp up your gay partner's ass while he tounges your butt hole ever so gently
Sammy squeeled while we did the Boogalou Shrimp.
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shrinkage of the penis due to massive amounts of cocaine usage. the penis is un-usable until the coke wears off.
I can't pipe this chick because I have shrimp dick
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old school blue tooth ear piece that resembles the curve of a shrimp
I thought you were talking to me, until I noticed you were sporting your ear-shrimp
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A man's penis after unprotected anal intercourse with either a male or female partner.
Paul had a recurring case of sewer shrimp after his dumpster date with Rufus the bum.
What's that horrible smell, Jaemes? " Well Shelly was filling a little frisky last night and didn't mention that she hadn't showered in a week, must be residual sewer shrimp syndrome.
Stay away from Adoni, that sick fuck thinks his sewer shrimp is for show and tell.
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When you are having sex on the beach, pull your dick out, roll it in the sand, and stick it back in.
Dude, we were down in Cocoa Beach, and I gave that girl a dirty shrimp.
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