Spanish Teacher

Super ugly people who have gone crazy and resorted to their last hope to find a job and should all be fired because there isnt a good one out there. At all. Period. except for Mrs. My Husband Beats Me who we love very much.

"Ewww, Kathryn, I hate mrs. 'I need a makeover desperately'," exclaimed Mollie.

"Oh I totally know what you mean Mollie. Except, I'm quit fond of Mrs. My Husband Beats Me," replied Kathryn.

"But of course!" said Mollie.

"You mean, Por Supuesto!" replied Kathryn.

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Spanish Style

A specific type of sex in which a woman straddles her man, does all work, and rides to multiple orgasms, resulting in some of the most amazing, mind-blowingly good sex she's ever had (or will have).

"Did you get it on with your new boyfriend last night?"

"Yeah, I hit that shit straight up Spanish Style, kid!"

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Spanish Omelette

To get your ingredients to your omelette and put it inside a girls vagina. Then to fuck her ever so hardly. Then to cum inside her and wait for everything to "cum" out. (Ahehe). Then put the omelette ingredients on a pan and consume it at a candle lit dinner :D.

Eric: *fucks yew so harrddd*

Kat: *Feels the ingredients moving*

Eric: Whoop! I cummed! Lets wait :D

Kat: *Cums out ingredients*

Eric: *Makes spanish omelette and carries Kat to the candle lit dinner*

Kat: Ohhh eriicc! Your so romantic!

*Fucks on table*

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spanish flu

when a non-Hispanic man (usually of African or non-Spanish European ancestry) hooks up with a lot of Hispanic ladies; a man who likes a nekkid Puerto Rican girl

Wait a minute... you got posters of Roselyn Sanches, Selma Hayek, and Elsa Benitez all over your bedroom... dude, you got the Spanish flu somethin' awful!

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spanish girls

matters on the country and origin.

tons around the globe all are pretty in their own way.

a normal human being like anyone else, average like any other race.

Some have attitude but its just how they were raced, everyone has a past.

Don't be fooled by some with just make-up. (rare)

Most have natural long eyelashes but can get cocky about these thing T_T

some considered ugly some pretty. preference.

some are full of themselves some are modest, some sadly lost their modesty.
beautiful in own way.

dang check out the spanish girls

oh they are cool spanish girls

ew spanish girls

I love spanish girls! ( and every other race)

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Spanish Shower

A spanish shower is when the reciever of the cock can't take the deep throat and vomit all over the givers shlong.

"Hey baby you wanna suck my penis right now."
"O.k."
"Can you handle this massive penis."
"Oh yeah."
So then as she's going at it she feels a tickle at the back of her throat.
Then the magic happens.
That is the essence of a spanish shower....Now don't you want one?

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Spanish keel

A three way dutch rudder

Pitbull and toasterboy were enjoying a lazy sunday dutch rudder when crayon grabbed pitbulls arm and toasterboy grabbed crayons arm, it was the worlds first spanish keel

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