that speaks to you

An American expression meaning, "The one that you would like."; The one that piques your interest.

Used when offering someone items in which to pick one.

"Would you like some Warheads? Pick the flavor that speaks to you."

Deceptively Speaking

A round about way of saying that you are lying when the liar doesn't want to admit they are lying

Jim: I'm deceptively speaking
Bob: BULL! You are a liar. Tell me the truth now

Gummy Speak

To speak with a mouth full of Gummy Bears.

I though she said, "Rumful" but it was gummy speak for beautiful.

IQ Speak

when somebody uses big words to over complicate what they are saying and make themselves sound smarter. Common in intelligent and stupid people alike.

Robert (Normal Speak): My job is getting pretty tough bro.
Robert (IQ Speak): My occupation is progressing into a most challenging state, my keen fellow

tessa speak

kkr onverstaanbaar

Tessa: "mmhmmmhmhm"
"dat was kkr onverstaanbaar"
"ja dat is tessa speak"

jap speak

1. A slang term for the Japanese language that may or may not be racist depending on who you ask.

2. to refer to hearing something you don't understand

I found an anime that looked pretty good but they didn't have it in English only in jap speak.
*someone mumbling* "wtf is that jap speak?"

Sphincter Speak

(absolute, certainty, erudition, pedagogue, positous), authoritative peremptory, pedant, verbose, pompous, &/or didactic speech or instruction; drawing conclusions based on or integrating assumptions; wishful thinking passing as fact or doctrine.

I didn't mind the traffic ticket so much as the sphincter speak that went along with it.