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Pube hairs on or around the vaginal region. These hairs tend to soak up as much or more piss than the tissue used to wipe with. The more dense and pronounced the greater the sponging capabilities.
Note: men can also experience this phenomenon around their genitalia.
I was going to go down on Suzy but the pungent odor of her piss sponge made me reconsider.
The act of trying to penetrate when flacid due to being absolutely wasted
"Ryan was trying to smash this bird after the pub but it didnt go well as his old boy was as much use as a sponge finger"
When one of the knees gives way temporarily whilst walking causing a person to dip halfway to the ground before re-gaining control - therefore looking like a complete tit to any onlookers.
Ha Ha Ha, John just got sponge knee, Ha Ha Ha.
A person (underage or adult) who goes around at a party/restaurant/bar and finishes other people's drinks.
"Marty! You drank the rest of my drink?? You're such a booze sponge. Get your own, MOOCH!"
The sponge the whole family uses in the bathroom for washing their genitals. This sponge should not be used to wash your face. Can also be used as a passive aggressive name for someone you don’t like.
OMG, Brad used the front sponge to wash his face last night. Gross.
Dave, you’re such a front sponge.
The last few pieces of popcorn at the bottom of the bowl that sucks up all the buttery goodness.
Jess: Are you done with the popcorn?
Trav: Are you not aware of the butter sponges!
Jess: Sorry I forgot.
Trav: No butter sponges for you!
The volume of water that shoots out of a cup when you force the washing up sponge in too hard.
Why is the kitchen floor wet dear? I've just shot a load of sponge cum everywhere.