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The act os sucking a stinky dick with smegma
Ethel does one hell of a danky dick suck.
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The mid-20th century phrase used to express disdain of a person, place, thing, or particular situation.
Some have expressed the idea that this phrase is the one from which the shortened version of simply "sucks" was derived.
You know what sucks the donkey dick?
I totaled a Dodge Viper and broke my back.
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When three women put their mouth over a man's (or namekian's) penis. Two girls put their mouth over half his lower penis sucking it on each side. The other one is upside-down sucking the head of the penis with her legs hanging on the guy's shoulders and her ass facing the guy's face.
Dude, I went to the club last night, and I picked up three girls. Then gave me a Namekian Dick Suck! It was awesome!
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when a female or male has messed up or “jacked up” teeth because of how much they suck dick
girl 1: her teeth all jacked up
girl 2: i’m sayin, she got dick sucking teeth
girl 1: she ain’t know how to give head
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A counter attack to opponent when he says "Who's Joe Mama?"
P1: Joe
P2: Who's Joe?
P1: Joe mama
P2: Who's Joe mama?
P1: Joe mama sucked my dick
A useful proverb for ending any kind of relationship, usually the workplace but can be any social situations. Almost always involves two people but could apply to a group.
While it may imply that you want to fuck the other person and have them suck your penis, its real meaning is that you want them to go away.
"You are a really nice person and such a good employee."
- Fuck you and suck my dick!
We'd like to invite you to our Christian fellowship meeting.
- Fuck you and suck my dick!
I'm the President of the United States. You're just a lightweight!
- Fuck you and suck my dick!
This wonderful holiday falls on June the 28th
Get on your knees for him
National suck brians dick day
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