European Brownie Swap

When two people put their buttholes together then crap, combining the two. Then the two people proceed to eat the combined poop.

"Dude, I saw these two dude doing a European Brownie Swap."
"Nasty."

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Indio Swap Meet

The act of dipping your sweaty lubricated balls into the desert sand and dragging them repeatedly across your partners face, much like sandpaper.

Shane prepared the finest Indio swap meet Mike has ever had.

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U-Scan Swap

A trick used to fool a U-Scan. U-Scans have a weight monitoring system that knows how much an item should weigh when you put it in the bag. You can take advantage of this by scanning one item then putting an item of similar weight in the bag. The main use of this is to scan a cheap item and get an expensive one of similar weight.

Jim: Why did you scan that mountain lightning and put the Mountain Dew in the bag?
Bob: Because I just U-Scan Swapped it mother flowers!

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swapping special spit

the act of put your saliva in your partner's mouth for fellatio

Mikey always swapping swapping special spit with Christie to clue her in on what he was thinking.

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Chinese finger swap

When you finger your friends asshole and he fingers your asshole. It’s a big term used in the gay community when you just want to finger each other at the same time.

Hey you see that guy over there? I would love to Chinese finger swap with him.

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swapping mock spit

The act of swapping "std's" with someone while you kiss or makeout.

I saw Joey swapping mock spits with Jane on Tuesday.

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Hideous Swap Beast

**Ms. Cimo**, also known to be a coke trash whore from a swap congealed from a gutter, also is some ugly trash no one likes and is ugly. they fuck up all of your plans and are complete trash. those who go out with this "Swap Beast" are often left Diseased and sorry... may god have mercy of there souls

--also see anything that has to do with being stupid, ugly and a shitty person

1)
Anthony - "that fucking Sarah did it Again"
JJ - " Fuck that Hideous Swap Beast"
Anthony - "damn right"

2)
Chris - "DUDE FUCKING FUCKIN SARAH IS A FUCKIN HIDEOUS SWAP BEAST!!!"
Sabina - "YEAH"
Anthony - "STFU"

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