soft tears

The tears you shed between not crying and sobbing - silently crying. Not very intensely.

I was binge-watching Grey's but I had to stop cause every other episode I would cry soft tears.

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Leftist Tears

A Meme capturing the constant outrage of the left wing extremists in America. Typically used with a mug a of tears drank by Kermit the Frog, or a bottle of gun cleaning oil.

Men can't compete in women's sports now? How about a good ole cup of leftist tears.
Free Speech was upheld today? How about good ole cup of leftist tears.

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Keta-tears

Tears that does not come from sadness or any other feelings, but strictly as a course of beeing smashed through time and spare.

"it's just keta-tears, dont worry friends"

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Bored To Tears

A type of boredom characterized by so much yawning tears come out of your eyes

The teacher’s analysis of the blue curtains had me bored to tears

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Willy Tears

Describing the male ejaculation.

'I got Willy tears all over my bed'

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tear at the bush

Performing a sexual act on a female with an excess of pubic hair.

"Man, I had to tear at the bush to get at anything from that 18 year old."

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Cummy Tears

v. When the male figure is in the position of recieving good dome from a bitch and he shoots a huge load in her mouth, and upon doing so, he makes her cry, producing a rather juicy, sticky form of the human tear.

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....oh, and your mom died earlier today in a car accident"

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