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A term used by home grown Texans
"Shit I aint goin' nowhere, im Texas Made"
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Texas girls are the best around. They're country girls living in the city. They have the best of both worlds. They are sweet, funny, and smart. They're typically good girls, with an edge. They can play dirty or they can play innocent. All Texas girls have a bit of an accent, but it's not easily caught unless you're listening. They love country music, but they'll listen to nearly anything. They are beautiful and most mothers love them. They have no objection to muddin' and guns and fire. They love their beer, but they don't go crazy. They know how to hold their own, so watch out. It's their southern-like charm that saves them from their mouths. Treat your girl right or someone else will; guys love the Texas Girls!
Those Texas Girls never fail to surprise me.
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A place for drugs and meth head teenagers!
Oh yeah let's head on down to Breckenridge Texas
A Texas Curveball is an uncircumcised dick with foreskin all the way up to the urethra, with a large round head and a thin crooked shaft. So-named due to the penile deformity resembling the curveball arm configuration of MLB pitcher Clayton Kershaw, a Texas native.
“I dated a guy in Houston who showed me his Texas Curveball”
Texas Margarita is another slang for Sizzurp AKA Codeine AKA Lean AKA Purple Drank AKA Syrup. Which are names for a popular drink originating from Houston,Texas. The name comes from song "Texas Margarita" by Gucci Mane, featuring Zay & Young Dolph, produced By London On Da Track. It's made of codeine or promethazine cough syrup mixed in with some sprite, served in a white styrafoam cup with some ice.
"Drinking on their Pimp C Texas Margarita"
"Texas Margarita, Texas Margarita
I put too much syrup in the bottle
Put me in a sleeper
Texas Margarita, Texas Margarita
Driving fast cars
Dranking Texas Margarita"
-Gucci Mane
sizzurp,codeine,lean,purple drank,syrup,dirty sprite
A pussy ass town with a bunch of faggots who have blonde hair and perms they think they are nice a football but just play homeless kids from some shithole. They all go to teskeys and buy a bunch of unnecessary shit to hunt at the Grandad’s high fence and post on instagram. Brock kids are complete pussys and wish they were Aledo. If they don’t play at Aledo they go to Brock because they are gay as fuck. Some of the sluts are pretty hot and like to fuck dudes from other towns. Most people think they are the shit but fuckinv suck
I’m not popular, cool or athletic enough to be at Aledo so I move to Brock and dye my hair and perm it. Because I live in Brock Texas
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Similar to going "commando", but instead of wearing only pants and not underwear, you were a sweatshirt and no shirt, commonly done by girls who are
1. sluts
2. to dam lazy to get dressed
3. sluts
Guy 1:Hey is she going Texas commando today??
Guy 2: yea, i think i'm gonna unzip her sweatshirt!!!!