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Some people ejaculate, others leave nature's thank you
Why are you complaining about the taste it was only Nature's thank you
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The catch-cry to any woman with large breasts, or more amusingly, any man with large man boobs.
This catchcry is based upon the advertisement for Cougar Bourbon:
Man in bar queue: (VO, trying to remember the order he is making) Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. (He reaches the front of the queue, passing a confused-looking man with bourbon and cokes. He sees the bartender, a gorgeous, buxom blonde.)
Bartender: Yes?
Man in bar queue: Five Cougars thanks. (We see "Cougar Bourbon" is emblazoned upon the bartender's singlet top; the man blinks, confused.)
(Yelled at a fat cricketer who comes on to bat) Five cougars thanks!
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A non-committal (on the surface) response to a statement the phrase user finds, unconventional, unacceptable, heretical or bizarre. The undercurrent or true meaning is often fuck you, and the purpose is always to denigrate or dismiss what was said.
This phrase is often used in meetings and among members of 12-step groups, especially Alcoholics Anonymous, but appears to have wider usage (see entry in The Free Dictionary).
Usage is similar to Thank you for the flowers.
Heretic speaking in AA: "I've found that I can stay sober without taking the steps, and I don't have to come to meetings every day, and I don't need a..."
AA meeting discussion leader: "Thank you for sharing. Who else has something to share?"
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After the woman finishes sucking the man off, the man eats the woman out.
After Suzy sucked the man off, her man gave her the gentleman's thank you.
A standard response to an awkward/inadvertently offensive/incredibly personal question.
“Listen I have a weird question and it’s not like it’s an issue but, I can’t find your balls dude. Do you have balls?”
“Now I have to worry about the size of my balls? Thanks a lot, Liz.”
A blank 'thank you' card sent anonymously to someone, particularly an employer or potential employer, who has treated you badly.
He opened the envelope and found a thank you card, but there was nothing written in it or on it. Completely blank. The envelope had no return address. What did this mean and who sent it to him? Was it a mistake? Hmmm?
This man received a 'thanks for nothing card' or TFN card.
the text that you get at 1 am by your homie
meaning they might unalive themselves. 0% chance it means they are actually thanking you
Homie: "thank you for everything"
You: "OI WAIT DONT D-"