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A test that determines if one's future significant other (e.g., future boyfriend/girlfriend) is a keeper. This is usually done on a date by bringing the subject (e.g., future significant other) to a club where he/she is supposedly to get hit on by other suitors.
If the subject welcomes & accepts advances by other suitors and completely ignores his/her date, the subject is said to have failed the test. This test happens in both straight and gay communities; though, it's more prevalent in the latter.
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Friend: So how did the club test go for your future boyfriend, Trevor?
You: He failed badly. We went to this club last Friday night, and a hot blonde started talking to us. Trevor very much welcomed the newcomer's presence to the point that he asked me to watch their drinks for a minute.
Friend: Damn, what a douche.
You: Yep. The club test surely revealed that he's a very low-quality BF material. Ain't nobody got time for that.
The act of attempting to lift a member of the opposite sex to check for sexual compatibility ie "If you can't lift it, you can't shift it".
Put my back out last night attempting the lift test
A test(link) to see if a lad(link) is truly your lad.
"Lend me a couple of quid for a pint?"
"I hope he passes my lad test and likes my pic"
"I haven't heard from my mate in a week, must have failed that lad test"
"Sorry, I gotta stay in tonight. I'm going to check out Jimmy's social media to study for tomorrow's lad test"
"Sorry, I'm not giving it my all today lads. Had a lad appointment last night
"what's wrong with Jimmy?" "He just finished the lad test"
"got my 23&Me test back... turns out I'm not the lad"
"Can you feed my dog over the weekend? I'll be out of town to do lad test"
"hey r u comin to my stag and do tmrw lad/?"
The rush of people who go to hand in their tests (which they've all finished) after someone else hand theirs in, in a fear of being the first to finish it.
Guy 1: Were you in English today? There was this huge test rush when I went to pass my exam in.
Guy 2: Yeah, that was so funny!
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"Inkblot tests", but not always with inkblots. They evalutate psychological health and such inaccurately, but are good enough to determine if someone has a serious problem.
T: What does this look like?
D: Dead people
T: And this?
D: Two guys hanging from trees, barfing blood.
T: And this one? *cringes*
D: It looks like you, but with blood everywhere around you.
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Is the the ultimate test of pain and misery. Running two miles, on the track, with a stop watch pushing you the whole way. The cooper test is the ultimate of life's suckiness. It is the mother of all suckiness. No matter how fit you are the Cooper test will make you wish you were the throw up you leave on the ground.
We are gonna go run the cooper test tomorrow. Team get your puke bags ready.
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A test you must do to find out whether you really love a girl or you just horny. If you still thinking about her after you faped, she must be the one who complete you.
Mark: Bro, i think I'm in love with Jane. I can't stop thinking about her.
Tony: Chill down tiger, please do a Fap Test before you say that!
(After 20 minutes)
Mark: You are right, im just horny.... Thank you Fap Test!
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