ALL CAPS

Obviously, ALL CAPS is the act of typing in all capital letters. The following definitions and examples are to tell you what the all-caps typer's intent is:

1) When used sparingly, typing in all caps emphasizes those words the writer considers critical.

2) When writing rhyme, all caps indicates the syllable/word/beat to be read as accentuated.

3) When used like singles in a strip club, all caps indicates the writer thinks nearly everything spewing from his mouth is of utmost importance. This is the same kind of douchebag who highlights 85% of a textbook. Usually, the writing was forwarded to him from some dogmatic groupthink processing center he subscribes to, but to feel like he contributed, he'll all-caps a fartload of words. Often seen with excessive exclamation points.

4a) When an entire piece of writing is all caps, that person's caps lock is stuck. They need a new keyboard.

4b) When an entire piece of writing is all caps, it was written by a COBOL or FORTRAN programmer, or data-entry person who has worked on COBOL or FORTRAN programs since 1979. They're lost to us on the whole caps-lock issue... just snap their suspenders or flick paperclips into their beehives and move on.

1) Before feeding lions sausages, DO NOT rub your genitals with beef tallow!

2) There ONCE was a MAN from NanTUCKet

3) The JEWS and BLACKS are in CAHOUTS with THE ONE-WORLD GOVERNMENT and they INTEND to TAKE OVER NASCAR!!!!!

4a) DAMMIT! TWENTY BUCKS DOWN THE FLUSHER FOR A NEW KEYBOARD!

4b) WHEN PRESIDENT FORD SENT ME HIS NOTE ON ARPANET, IT WAS IN ALL CAPS. WHO AM I TO ARGUE WITH SUCH A GREAT MAN?

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all of a sudden

Without warning; unpredictably.

And all of a sudden, she started stripping!

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...And Justice For All

ONE of my favorite albums. kick ass.
ONE is my favorite MetallicA song.
METAL UP YOUR ASS MOTHERFUCKERS.

darkness
imprisoning me
all that i see
absolute horror
i cannot live
i cannot die
trapped in my self
body my holding cell
landmine
has taken my sight
taken my speech
taken hearing
taken my arms
taken my legs
taken my soul
left me with a life in HEEEEELLLLLLL!!

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bro it all

The bro who knows it all, or thinks he does.

“Dannys a total bro it all-he thinks knows everything about Converge.”

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it's all good

Means nothing is bad.

Used in an optimistic sense to show the lightheartedness of something.

-Hey man, sorry about that. I had someone on the other line.
-Oh it's all good.

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fuck all that

to dismiss something

Wife: do you fancy poppin up london to see my mum and dad?

Husband: fuck all that

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All Highway

One who is not persuaded to conform to the mainstream. A person with strong personal ambition. Street savvy.

Q: "Are you going to line up for the Justin Bieber concert like the rest of the drones?"

A: "Puhleez. I would never be caught in a place like that. I'm All Highway."

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