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Noun: a unit of measure exactly one tenth the weight of a shit ton (not to be confused with ass ton, which corralates with the amount of weight your pickup truck can haul.)
There's a fartload of cucumbers on this vine.
Not quite a shitload but still a whole lot. Significant due to the extreme number of fart molecules in on flatus; but not as substantiative as a shitload as farts are gaseous and shit is solid (usually)
I was unable to find a copy of "Sleepless in Seattle" like my wife requested but, unfortunately for me, Blockbuster had a fartload of them on sale previously viewed.