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A place where people think we ride kangaroos everywhere **no**
"I heard that Australians go to schools on kangaroos and fight wild animals to do so!"
"Bish, we go to school like every normal person"
They come second.
But seconed is 1st place for losers.
1974 out, 1975 well they needed to copy em. Australia!
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"Have you ever been to Australia?"
"Yeah, and I got to meet Luke and Kevin."
Oh yes the place where fucked up weird shit happens like losing. a war to a bird
Jose: hey did you heard a woman had sex with a toilet while them an was giving anal to the woman and a another woman licking the man balls and someone else giving anal?
jack: im sorry WHAT THE FUCK WHERE IN GOD NAME DID THAT EVEN HAPPE-
Jose: Australia
Jack: oh ok
What can you expect, hmmm? Oh, let’s see…… Australia, officially the Commonwealth of Australia, is a sovereign country comprising the mainland of the Australian continent, the island of Tasmania, and numerous smaller islands. Australia is the largest country by area in Oceania and the world's sixth-largest country. Australia is the oldest, flattest, and driest inhabited continent, with the least fertile soils. It is a megadiverse country, and its size gives it a wide variety of landscapes and climates, with deserts in the centre, tropical rainforests in the north-east, tropical savannas in the north, and mountain ranges in the south-east.
(And yes, that was from Wikipedia, lol.
Some person: Hey, you heard about Murray?
Some other person: Oh yeah, him? That australian. Heheh, yeah?
Some other other person: What are you going on about?
Some person: Murray, I think.
Some other other person: Oh, yeah, ok.
Adelaide: yo! What is this?? This song is straight Australia
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