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1.) Total and completely unadulterated bullshit.
2.) An elaborate mechanism by which one can spend over an hour essentially flipping a coin.
1. )"I was playing some Mario Party with my friends last night. I was winning by like 10 stars and in the last 5 turns I went from 1st place to last. Also, my friend won the fucking lottery and got 100 coins for no good fucking reason. The game is total bullshit."
2.) "Wow wtf I totally just wasted an hour and a half playing a game that ends with no correlation to my input."
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a gamer holiday that is celebrated on march 10th because of the way it appears when it is written as MAR.10, MAR,10 MAR/10... etc.
I beat every mario game I own in celebration of mario day!
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"Mario Kans" is the term to describe playing the hit game "Mario Kart" (for any of the nintendo entertainment systems) whilst under the influence of alcohol. The "Kans" part of the phrase is a portmanteau of the two words "Kart" and "Cans". The game was originally founded whilst drinking Tennents Lager hence the "Cans" portion of the word because this beverage is usually drank from 440 ml aluminium cans.
"We're mario kannin' it tonight"
"Thomp, you suck at mario kans"
"Jamie, you're a rat when you play mario kans"
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The universe which Mario created in his image. Perfect in all ways, being superior in every manner regarding our own universe.
Matt: Yeah so i went to the Mario-verse the other day.
T.J.: That's rad man.
T.J.: Yeah so i made sexy-time in the Mario-verse the other day with Peach.
Brad: That's totally rad man.
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The muscle you acquire from gaming,
it is the muscle that forms when you clench your fist with your thumb in between your fingers, the muscle rises in between your pointer finger knuckle and your thumb knuckle.
That kid games a lot, he prolly has a huge mario muscle
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Entering the female you do the sound of going down a Warp Tunnel. During the act you play the underground music and shortly before finish off you speed it up to double-time. Depending on climax or premature ejaculation you can play the finishing and death tune, respectively.
bloke.nr1: I gave my girlfriend the super mario
bloke.nr2: Huh?
bloke.nr1: You know like… DUHDUH, DuhDuh, duhduh
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Mario Krat is basically Beerio Kart, but with 24 beers instead. The rules are the same: Play Mario Kart with 2-4 (or more) people. Everybody has to drink 24 beers before finishing the race. But don't drink and drive, kids. Hands off the controller when drinking.
Yo Dirk, up for some Beerio Kart?
Miss me with that sober shit, I wanna get hammered playing Mario Krat
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