The feeling of your phone vibrating in your pocket when it is not there. Also occurs when you have lost your cellphone, but keep hearing it ring.
Betsy almost wrecked her car trying to answer her phantom cellphone.
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whenever you sit at the computer and you know the keyboard is gone, yet you still reach for it.
my mom hid the keyboard from me and all day i had phantom keyboard
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getting so drunk you take out your agressions on someone by laying stomach down on their bed and pissing only to leave before they get back.
After what Dan had pulled earlier that day Brian's only option was to phantom piss all over Dan's bed.
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Imaginary lover of the mind he/she doesn't exist.
"Hey why is that patient here in the asylum" he asked "She said her boyfriend killed a man but she's lived alone she must have made a phantom lover."
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A switch in a house hold that does not turn anything on or off, or do anything else.
click, click, click
jonny:stop playing with that switch, you will break it.
bob: dont worry, its just a phantom switch, it doesnt do anything
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When one leaves a party/gathering/event without saying their goodbyes to any of their friends, whereby relieving themselves from the exhausting and time consuming "goodbye" rituals.
You: Where did Mimi and Roger go?
Friend: Damn them! They made a phantom exit...again!
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A quality band with two good cds. They are not "The band that plays the OC theme song".
"I'm going to see Phantom Planet."
"You mean the band that played Big Brat?"
"Yeah"
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