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Is a situation where possibilitys puts their actions in a position for suicide..the non exceptance of ideas or thoughts..
s.k. carpets acronymn
means sucicide kill...
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When ass air gets to long, and wiping is as hard as pulling peanut butter out of shag carpet.
I need to shave I have the shag carpet again.
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Munching on some pusssay.
Daaaaaaaaamn you know that carpet muncher Martha ? She was munchin on every bitch at the party AGAIN.
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The term given to a guy or girl who goes down on a girl who does not shave her crotch.
The term given to oral sex of the unshaved vagina.
Paul: Dude I ate her out and, she hadnt shaved!
Bobby: Aww, carpet muncher.
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A rab indian who is a straight shiest. They are often found in packs in 7-11's, thrift stores, and dunkin doughnuts.
Clerk: Here is your vanilla ice cone.
Me: I asked for chocolate you Carpet Head.
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The mystical creatures in your room who steal your stuff when your not looking. Scientifically proven that they are the reason behind the strange occurences when you know exactly that you put something in a specific place but it's not there.
"What the hell, where is my wallet? I knew I put it right here...Damn Carpet Bears!!"
"Dude have you seen my cell phone? I can't find it." "No, the Carpet Bears probably took it."
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where the penis is irritated by a womans pubic hair.
Person 1: Hey bro, you got some rash ointment? my girlfriend gave me a carpet burn last night and she forgot to shave.
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