Mustard gas

The rank farts that you get after eating too many ballpark franks

It was Dollar Dog Night at the Phillies game last night and now I’m choking on mustard gas from the seven hot dogs I ate

Gas Fucked

A play on the expression "ass fucked". When the price of gas rises so high it is likened to anal sex and the pain often associated therein.

Guy 1: Damn it man, it cost 50 bucks to fill up my car

Guy 2: You totally got gas fucked

Ejaculation of gas

A posh term for farting

I: What was that noise
C: Ejaculation of gas

Gas Laser

A type of fart that sounds like a laser. Somewhat rare. Tends to mainly be a girl's fart, though it is unknown why.

Beware my gas laser!

hit the gas

To run away from consequences and/or danger EXTREMELY fast.

Black Nigga: "Oh shit! Its the cops! Ja'quan, hit the gas!"

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gas on deck

Marijuana is available.

Yo, I got gas on deck

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Gas City

A town full of pregnant teens and pot smokers.

Let's go to Circle K in gas city man, it's the shit.

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