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very very large breasts, the kind that when you see them you are like "holy shit those have to be fake
Damn look at those fine ham hoodelmans
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the act of getting completely blacked out drunk before the party begins, usually around mid-day on a saturday.
dude, john was ham boned before we even got to the party.
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An African vine (Citrullus lanatus) cultivated for its large edible fruit.
The fruit of this plant, having a hard green rind and sweet watery pink or reddish flesh.
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When a dire situation prevents a man from immediately acting upon sexual tension, thus the man must request the women’s participation in sexual intercourse at the next available opportunity at a different location.
Man A: Aren’t you supposed to be hooking up with Kelly tonight?
Man B: Nah, she’s got family visiting from out of town. I requested some ham to go
Refers to the nipples of a particularly fat woman.
Holy shit look at da ham buttons on those look like a stack of checkers pieces under there.
When couples walk along, arm in arm, with one of their hands down their true love's pants, groping the cheek.
Awww, isn't that sweet, that middle aged German couple is holding hams in the park. Barf!
Going all out, doing the most, going hard. Used when you try your hardest
"Dang bro, I just went full ham sammy on that no-skin"