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The heavy appliance of cologne and/or deodorant to a male Italian body before going out for the night. Under all circumstances, the showeree deems this an adequate supplement for a conventional shower. Also to be noted: the chain, greasy hair, beater, and/or track suit.
"Nick, hurry up, you're late for your threesome."
"Hey man, hold on one sec, I gotta take an italian shower......where's my Right Guard?"
Also, See Nick Cordella
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The italian mafia is the first one which pops into the head of any one who hears the word "mafia". It is the only true mafia. The italian mafia, or the family (not cosanostra), are respected and loved by their people. A "mafioso" as some refer to them as,does his job to make the life of his people easier. Any crimal acts takin up by the mafia are done for the good of their people. Anyone who disturbes the italian deals with all of them. They are also experts of getting the job done, as long as no questions are asked. The one thing they frown upon in the mafia are snitches. "Never take sides against the Family", even though this was said by a movie character, this still applies. Mafioso's aren't criminals, they are problem solvers, and buisnessmen who make their people happy.
The "gangs" work only for themselves, the Italian Mafia works for their people
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When an italian man with a very large mustache tickles the underside of a woman's breast.
It was all going great until I started doing the italian tickler.
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When you knock up a girl and don't want to pay for a clinical abortion, so you simply push her down a flight of stairs.
I took a girl home from The Lodge. We didn't have a condom, so I pulled a, "Magic Hat." I got a text from her a month later and went over to her apartment to, "talk." to her. She told me she was pregnant and it was mine. I walked out to her lobby with her and pushed her down a flight of stairs. She was no longer pregnant. "Italian Abortion," really worked!
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Italian girls are beautiful. Dark hair brown eyes tan skin. Most of them are bitchy and mean but are really pretty. A lot of Italian girls have big bootys and you wonder where they get those cus they white. Italian girls are the definition of = S.E.X.Y!
Hey you see those italian girls over there. They got some sexy fat asses
- yea must be all that pasta she eating
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A loaf of fresh italian bread stuffed with 1lb. italian ham, 1lb. genoa salami, 1lb. mortadella,an entire mozzarella sliced,lettuce,tomato,onion,oil and vinegar.
Yo Tony, lets go to da deli and and get a freakin italian sandwich.
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