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The Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop is a sexual act where a male has a female perform fellatio and spit his semen into a make your own popsicle container. Freeze it, and then when it is frozen he proceeds to make her put on a parka and then insert the frozen semen stick into her anal cavity. This sexual act was invented by a woman.
Girl 1: I thought he was a nice guy asking me if I wanted an eskimo marshmallow crème pop. It sounded good, so I said yes. Then he did it.
Girl 2: So was it good?
Girl 1: No... it was not good. Not good at all. So cold... So very cold.
Girl 2: Wow.
When a man roastes a marshmallow on an open flame. Then takes the insides out leaving a shell the he comes into it and gives it to his friend
John wanted a sweet and salty treat while camping so I gave him a Marshmallow shooter.
An extremely relaxed, soft and cuddly mood.
It's cold and raining but all these warm blankets have me in such a marshmallow mood.
What happens to the fingers of amateur guitarists who play for three hours in a row without a break. Their delicate wittle finger tips just can't handle those metal strings and they get all puffy and tingly...and look and feel like marshmallows.
Larry: Dude, I played the guitar for like 3 hours today!
Rick: OMG! You have marshmallow fingers...
Larry: I know. I guess I need to man up a little and practice more, right?
A cute chunky girl who's got a little more to love.
Damn man, check out that marshmallow chick.
This is what a commentator from 107.7 The Franchise says as a Pokemon defense move.
"You ever just Pop a Marshmallow?"
A woman who is beautifully tanned and sweet
A marshmallow that has been roasted to Golden perfection on an open flame
That is one golden marshmallow of a woman.
I've only seen a golden marshmallow on the food Network.