There are times when you're entering your partner from behind at which time she makes shat upon your curlies....at that time you both have entered the dandelion patch.
Bob: "you and Bertha were trashed last night" Steve: "You've got no idea....I was biting her back and she dropped me a fucking dandelion patch"
The white patch beneath a wrist watch after prolonged exposure to the sun
Hey guys, check out my casio-patch
A group of people who collect Morale patches in an aggressive manner
I tried to catch the new patch drop, but the Patch apes went crazy on it.
The name of a very overweight truck driver.
A scraped buttock.
Hey did you see Beef Patch on the road yeaterday?
"Dude is your butt okay after you fell off your board?"
"Yea but its a real beef patch now."
To perform oral sex on a female driver while she is driving.
My boyfriend gave me great road patch last night while I was driving home.
The crotch of a Female or a male. Pink taco 🌮
Hey bro did that woman really say to kiss her burrito patch??