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Dandelion Patch

There are times when you're entering your partner from behind at which time she makes shat upon your curlies....at that time you both have entered the dandelion patch.

Bob: "you and Bertha were trashed last night" Steve: "You've got no idea....I was biting her back and she dropped me a fucking dandelion patch"

by Stank Deek June 2, 2013


Munchie-Patch

A woman’s Vagina.

Dude, I would love to get down on her munchie-patch!

by The Gootz September 22, 2022


casio-patch

The white patch beneath a wrist watch after prolonged exposure to the sun

Hey guys, check out my casio-patch

by benj420 April 28, 2011


Patch Apes

A group of people who collect Morale patches in an aggressive manner

I tried to catch the new patch drop, but the Patch apes went crazy on it.

by PatchGuy April 7, 2018


beef patch

The name of a very overweight truck driver.

A scraped buttock.

Hey did you see Beef Patch on the road yeaterday?

"Dude is your butt okay after you fell off your board?"

"Yea but its a real beef patch now."

by That guy that sits to your lef December 3, 2013


road patch

To perform oral sex on a female driver while she is driving.

My boyfriend gave me great road patch last night while I was driving home.

by TJP64 May 18, 2016


Burrito Patch

The crotch of a Female or a male. Pink taco 🌮

Hey bro did that woman really say to kiss her burrito patch??

by Leddskinner March 29, 2023