pencil penis

A thin penis that girls hate

Why do you have a pencil penis

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pencils down

If you do not know, you will be happier!

"If I train is traveling at 67 MPH from Philadelphia and another train is traveling at 51 MPH from St. Louis, and the passengers do not know they are on a collision course. Will they be happier?"

The Genius, Stephen Colbert.

Seeing as it is pencils down?

Border Security

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drop a pencil

Stick a pencil up someones pussy or arsehole

Hey Sally shall I drop a pencil, you look wet

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Pencil Dick

Pencil Dick is Anal Retentive with Pencil.

Pencil Dick Talks like he has a Pencil in his ass.

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pencil pusher

One who sells pencils at the local street corner
or
One who pumps lead into bystanders.

Ticonderoga called the cops on Fundo for illegally selling pencils. Fundo was labeled a pencil pusher.

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Pencil licker

Gay

"is he a pencil licker I want to ask him out on a date?"
"He has to be gay."

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Pencil Spaz

Sexy guys that flip their hair in a spastic way while sharpening their pencil

Emilee: Hey there goes Chris
Hailey: Omg he's SOOOO hott!
(Chris sharpens pencil and flips his hair in a spastic way)
Emilee and Hailey: OMG PENCIL SPAZ!!!!

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