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It's a HUGE spider when someone says clock spider! RUN FOR YOUR FUDGING LIFE.
Its-its-its a clock spider! *RUNS FOR LIFE*
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An outfit donned by either losers, freaks, or Peter Parker. One can tell if the costume is worn by a loser or a freak, as they will have attached false legs to it to simulate the eight legs of an arachnid. On the other hand, when the costume is worn by Peter Parker, he then becomes Spider-Man. It will be very obvious when this happens because of the undoubted element of badass appeal, and the fact that the wearer will most likely be fighting crime and/or swinging from building.
John: I'm wearing a Spider Costume! Look at my eight legs!
Passerby: You are a loser/freak.
Peter Parker: Oh no! A bank heist! I must put on my Spider Costume and stop it!
Passerby: You are undoubtedly badass.
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When a male ejaculate's into his hand and then throws it in the face of another, but then you have to stand proudly in a superhero pose or it is not a proper Spider-Man
Last night I preformed a Spider-Man on my partner and then proceeded to make a sandwich
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When a woman has un unkept crotch, and the hair sticks out the side of bikini or panties, resembling a large spider that has been stepped on.
"That girl is hot, but you can tell from that squashed spider she's got, that she hasn't shaved in months."
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His name is spider nigga. He fucked a radioactive spider and for he past 15 minutes he has been the hoods greatest hero.
Man, spider nigga sure can fuck a radioactive spider
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When you speak in incoherent sentences when it's clearly impossible to understand the gibberish you're speaking.
Guy #1: Dude Igut a newzi car
Guy #2: More spider language?
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Spider man is when you ejaculate into your hand after intercourse, and then in a very spidey way you throw your sperm onto your girls face and then try to drag her closer to you with all the load hanging between your hand and her face
" Last night I was Spider man while my girl tried to get away, she couldn't "
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