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The rancid farts encountered shortly before taking a shit.
I think I better go and drop the kids off at the pool, I've just had a devil's whisper and poor Margaret from finance is now wretching into the bin.
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Colloquial term for marijuana, most likely originating in upstate New York.
We gonna smoke the devil’s lettuce this weekend.
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A great vodka that is 160 proof. It will kick your ass. Try not to funnle it with a beer, let alone three beers, or you will wind up puking the whole next day.
Man that devil springs kicked my ass lastnight. I love it!
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Jersey Devil: (n)
1. A monster with hooves and horns who occupys new jersey. The jersey devil tends to suck the resources out of everyone/thing around it, leaving its victims dry husks of hopelessness. It particularly enjoys harassing children and those who teach
2. Chris Christie
"Did you hear that Christie's slahsing the school budget and a bunch of teachers are going to get fired instead of the useless supervisors?"
"Yeah, that guy's the Jersey Devil."
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One of the greatest and yet most fucked up movies I've ever seen. Directed by Rob Zombie, it is a sequel to House of 1000 Corpses, but it's so unique and insane that you can't resist its awesomeness. It's full of rich, eclectic Pulp Fiction-style dialogue, and it's better to experience the film rather than to describe it. It has already achieved cult status.
Some people have suggested that only sick people who like violence can like the movie. But it was praised by both Roger Ebert and Stephen King, so...yeah.
Some quotes from The Devil's Rejects:
"TUTTI-FUCKING-FRUTTI!!"
"You accusing me of fucking a CHICKEN, motherfucker?!"
"Boy, the next thing that comes out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, because its DEFINITELY gonna be on your fuckin tombstone!"
"I'M calling the shots! Consider me Willy fucking Wonka! This is MY fuckin Chocolate Factory!"
"FUCK Groucho!"
"Do I STUTTER, bitch?!"
"What's the matter kid, don't you like clowns? DONT WE MAKE YA LAUGH?! Aren't we FUCKIN FUNNY!!?!"
"Does she like it when you puke, I mean, is that, like, part of your thing?"
"Let's give a big round of applause for THE MARRIED FUCKING MAN!"
"FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT"
"I can still smell your wife's pussy stink on my gun...hope it doesn't rust the barrel."
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also known as Burundanga. It is arguably the worlds most sinister drug. Under its influence you remain lucid and articulate yet absolutely compliant to any suggestion. When your 'trip' is over, you have no recollection of what has transpired. The "Devil's Breath" is an admixture of Scopolamine, a chemical that was experimented with, for its interrogative properties, by both the C.I.A. and Josef Mengele. For at least the past two decades, Burundanga has been a major component of Colombia's criminal element.
"I must have used Devil's Breath last night, cause I have no idea where I was or how this chick got into my bed."
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Devil Eyes is when a man or a woman (mostly a man) look at their lover in a way that tells them, without words, that they will do naughty things to them, either now or later.
Synonyms: Sexy stare, good feelings, romantic atmosphere
Antonyms: Rape, non-passionate love, demanding
Girl 1: My boyfriend gave me the Devil Eyes when we were on the bed last night.
Girl 2: Well, did you do it?
Girl 1: No, he just massaged me.
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