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Someone is a professional at thorough blow-jobs that leave you satisfied on all fronts, also this person has given just enough of them so they can profile your needs.
This term was invented at Wells College in Aurora, NY by members of the men's basketball team in its early years.
We're having a party later maybe The Duck will come and finish us all off.
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That girl says she likes me, fuck that, The Duck should know her role by now!
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the following absurdist riddle is complete nonsense, but somehow gets to the heart of duckishness.
"Q. Why is a duck when it swims? A Because one leg is both the same."
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1. A type of water Fowl
2. The Action of lowering your body to the ground to make yourself a smaller target.
3. The name of Kris Kristofferson's character in the movie "Convoy"
1. There's a duck in that pond
2. Look out! Duck!
3. Where's Duck?
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The theme song of a show that tried to rip off the Mr. Ed Talking Horse show, which had a theme song that goes "A horse is a horse, of course, of course..."
"A duck is a duck, it sucks, it sucks..."
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The Minnesota name for what Wisconsin kids call "Duck Duck Goose". A children's game loosely based on "tag" in which kids (usually in gym class), sit in a circle, while one person, who is "it" walks around the circle tapping the other kids on the head while saying "Duck... Duck... Duck..." After a reasonable period of suspense is built, the kid who is "it" selects one of the sitting kids to challenge, and calls out "Grayduck!" (or "Goose" in Wisconsin) as their head is tapped.
The "Grayduck" must now stand as quickly as possible and attempt to catch the kid who is "it". If he/she fails to catch "it" before "it" is fully seated in the Grayduck's vacated spot after running around the circle at least once, the Grayduck becomes "it" for the next round. If the Grayduck successfully catches the one who called them "Grayduck" before they are seated, the Grayduck sits back down in the circle, while the person who is "it" has to try again and, in theory, pick somebody slower.
Slower, fatter, less athletic kids therefore have a higher likelihood of becoming the Grayduck/Goose. Variations include having the caught "it" person sit down in the center of the circle until they are replaced, thus subjecting them to unspoken ridicule by their peers rather than forcing them to continue running in circles for the rest of the class period.
The game teaches kids valuable lessons like stereotypes and exclusion, and also how to put those traits to work to your own advantage by singling out the weak in order to reduce your own effort.
If you're from Wisconsin and think this should be filed under "Duck Duck Goose", please see the UD entry under "bite me".
Q: "Why's that fat kid all sweaty?"
A: "He was 'it' in Duck Duck Grayduck for the entire class period because he can't run to save his life."
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