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It's not Right.
It's all of the triangles that just aren't right.
My favorite kinda triangle is a left triangle because it isn't right.
Snapchat: DO NOT KEEP SENDING MASSAES CLEARLY THE PERSON SAW IT AND IS IGNORING YOU DOESNT MEAN "try again" !!!
"Damn she left me on open again."
*sends an other snap*
"You stay leaving me on open"
*girl replies*
"And you going to be left on open dont try again"
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During standard military formation, when the battalion marches past the Colors, the Battalion Commander and other dignitaries, the platoon leader orders his platoon "Eyes Right!"
This command is to order the platoon to look towards the the Colors and Battalion Commander as they march past.
Along with the Battalion Commander, several dignitaries may also be present with him. These dignitaries may include heads of state, congressmen and even the President.
Since many people are disappointed with Obama, including the Armed Forces, this "inside joke" has a strong foundation. The "inside joke" is to command "Eyes Left!" so that the platoon looks away from Obama instead of towards him.
This offense is punishable in a military court, so the order will never be heard nor followed. But in secrecy, in the military bases, in the bars outside of the bases, and at the homes of fellow men, "Eyes Left" means that you are upset with the way Obama is running the country.
Military Man 1: So what do you think about Obama?
Military Man 2: Eyes Left!
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When you see a picture of someone smoking you would "left swipe that"
Jim~ Here's a hot chick, ooh but she's smoking
Patrick~ Left swipe that!
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Someone who stands on the left side of the political spectrum
"I heard that Bernie Sanders was a Left-Winger."
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A book and movie series about the Christian Fundamentalist doctrine of "the Rapture".
The "Left Behind" series was quickly followed by the "Right Behind" series, whereby the author made a COMPLETE ASS of himself!
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To have friends or family that pretend to look out for your best interest, but these persons only send you cards or gifts when you complain. To complain and not have anyone listen except when it bothers a friend or relative personally.
I was left banked at that last job. The accounting department would never say hi to me unless I was at the company picnic with my ex.
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